Have you heard the blackbirds sing? How do dogs bark? Are the cats shouting? A wonderful apartment at the Bird Market - especially for you!
A realtor and a married couple who are going to buy a house outside the city are talking.
“The house you showed us yesterday is very nice. But the awful concrete building opposite spoils the whole view.
- Nothing wrong. This is a dynamite plant. Sooner or later, it will still fly up into the air.
Call to the real estate company:
- Hello. I would like to speak to my agent.
- I'm sorry, but this is impossible - he is not.
- How not - I saw him in the window a minute ago!
- He you too ...
Agents of different agencies meet. One says:
- There is a cool mansion with European-quality renovation near the Kremlin for 10 million dollars.
- We take! I have a buyer, says another.
They shook hands and parted:
one went to look for a mansion, the other ten million
Another 50 grams of investment - and I'm real estate.
The mortgage was recognized as the best contraceptive, the second place is firmly held by a new foreign car taken on credit.
Better a realtor at a deal than a doctor and a lawyer after
“Up to 20 years with confiscation of property” is not an article in the Criminal Code, but a summary of the mortgage agreement.
The client asks the realtor:
- Why does a realtor always answer a question with a question?
- Why do you need to know this?
Ad:
I will buy an apartment in a two-story building. Do not offer extreme floors.
The key to good deals.
One businessman tells another.
- I bought an elephant. So wonderful, he rides children on himself, gets up on his hind legs on command, in the morning he gently puts his trunk on his chest - wakes him up, for the whole day in a good mood. A miracle, not an elephant.
- I would buy it too.
- So buy from me.
A week later they meet, the second says:
- The elephant is just some kind of nightmare. He broke all the furniture, crap everywhere, constantly asks for food, stomps, interferes with sleep. Buy the elephant back.
- No, brother, in such a mood you will not sell an elephant!
